I liked the book. Sure, it is “The Lord of the Rings” meets
“Star Wars”, but, the book had a nice flow — and it was written by
a fifteen year old, fer gawds sake. The very fact that he can turn
out a page turner of a book when others of his age can’t string
together a grammatical sentence spelled correctly is amazing.
Overall, derivative, unoriginal, and simplistic though the book is,
it has an original charm — a very good book for children, and one
that adults can read through as well.
So I went to this movie with high hopes. What a let down. This
was merely a notch above the Beowulf debacle. Lack luster
performances, bland, drudge of a movie, with all kinds of
interesting elements and nuances from the book removed. Crude,
unimaginative, ham handed performances all around. The plot line,
which did not follow the book, was dumbed down, there were
implications that the Elven princess was a potential love interest
(faugh), and the refreshing pace of the book fell off to a plodding
soporific caricature. It is an offense to the book, and to the
author.
I was going to point out the differences between the movie and
the book; and why they difference made the movie worse, but after
30 or so items this post would have gotten to be too big. And,
having written it, I have the release of the rant, so I no longer
have to include it here. Anyway, Wikipedia says that the
film came in at #235 in the all time worldwide box office chart but
was met with dismal critical reviews, scoring only a 16% composite
score on Rotten Tomatoes
I feel sorry for you if you suffered through this, as did I.